The Ultimate Congressional Blowjob

Last September 18 I read this piece of news from Yahoo:
http://ph.news.yahoo.com/star/20080918/tph-house-debates-reproductive-health-bi-541dfb4.html

It primarily focuses on the ongoing Congress debate on the “Reproductive Health Bill”. Frankly, what the fuck do they mean by debating this bill? This needs no debate – it must be passed RIGHT NOW.

Let me quote some of the good parts of this article:

” Albay Rep. Edcel Lagman urged his colleagues to open their minds to the “import and merits” of the bill. ”

Simple enough. This bill is all about giving families a choice.

Face it, the Catholic church has failed so miserably at something so simple: INFORMATION. It failed to inform its brethen of family planning, it failed to promote a healthy lifestyle, a choice of limiting families’ offspring to a “manageable” extent, and now, to cover up its bullshit, the CBCP and El Shaddai is now sucking each others’ dicks by, guess what, blocking the information they so dismally failed to disseminate.

First off, this bill covers three things:
1. “This bill is principally about rights, health and sustainable human development” – Edcel Lagman
2. This bill would not legalize nor promote abortion.
3. “There is no bias for or against natural or modern family planning methods because both will be promoted with equal vigor to truly assure freedom of informed choice.” – Edcel Lagman

See? There’s clearly nothing wrong with this. It’s basically an informative bill, something that informs and not enforces families. This bill is nothing more than a simple advertisment and pamphlet-able paraphernalia aimed to inform families about two things: limit their offspring to a number that they can raise and give a good home, and STOP breeding like mosquitoes. This bill doesn’t even restrict families’ pops amd moms to screw each other each night – it aims to instill a simple reminder to be mindful and careful when doing that family thing.

The family heads can do it two ways – natural (which the Church feigns ignorance from time to time that this way exists) and artificial/modern methods, which sends the wrong fucking signals to the church heads.

Those CBCP fishheads must be so warped up with “life promotion” that they simply chose to ignore one of the most basic tenets of life – too much of one thing never results in something good. Would the church be happy that poor families produce more than 5 children, which obviously they can’t raise well?

“This bill is not solely about pills, condoms and IUDs. Neither is it about sex, morality or religion, no matter how desperately its oppositors claim it is,” Lagman says. Brilliant.

The 71-year-old Bishop Paciano Aniceto said lawmakers owe it to the people they serve to accept the truth that “man and woman emanate from God, and not from Congress. It is not created by politically designed surveys or political consensus.” BULLSHIT. Is this man in dire need of brain surgery or what? He’s right for a point, but using this as leverage against this bill is just plain stupid.

People of the Philippines, here is what CBCP wants your family to have:
1. Be undisciplined in having and raising children
2. Be ignorant of the ways in which your family can choose to plan for the future
3. For families’ mothers and fathers to have sex without a thought of possible results coming from their tryst
4. Attend church services and shell out LOTS of money on the offering plate to feed the CBCP’s insatiable appetites

And what about Muslims? Can’t they even have that simple information about family planning as well? What about the minority Buddhists? Or even the more minority of ethnic people? CBCP, as blocking this as a whole, is not only denying Christians, but all the country’s inhabitants and citizens, of a rightful and lawful choice. CBCP is not only pro-life, they are ANTI-NONCHRISTIANS. They’re no different from those fucking Arabs who obliterate non-Islam religion in Saudi Arabia.

Good and evil is a choice. And sex is a choice. This bill only aims for discipline, knowledge, and promotion of rights. And just like that snake in Eden who seduced Eve, the CBCP wants us to eat their apple and condemn us to a century of ignorance.

And what do they know about sex? They’re virgins for Christ’s sake. They’re like people who KNOW programming yet when it’s time to write code, they can’t even write an output statement.

CBCP can go to hell.

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~ by lancelotreadman on September 27, 2008.

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